Friday, September 9, 2011

"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Marcus Brigstocke.

Pac-Man did his job.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Osama Bin Laden Pronounced Dead.

I don't know if this is a troll or not but according to Cosby Sweaters, Osama Bin Laden has been killed in a mansion outside of Islambad, Pakistan and the U.S. has the body. President Obama is scheduled to make an announcement at 7:30pm this evening. You can watch the announcement at White House Live.

Osama has been held responsible for 911 attacks and it has been speculated, that Bin Laden has been dead since 2001.  I mean, Cosby isn't the first person that comes in your mind, when it comes to leaking goverment info. Thanks for the tip goes to Socienomics!

Well, I cant belive it! its official. President Obama just announced it! Check CBS News. Osama Bin Laden has been killed via headshot delivered by USA Spec Ops member. Frag of the year?










Americas reaction, when they heard the news.













Al-Qaidas Impression, when they heard about it.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Story about a Finnish war hero, who fought communism under three flags.

This time you will hear story about a Finnish war hero, who fought communism under three flags: Lauri Allan Törni aka Larry Thorne. I would like to apologize my inactive blogging rencently due to broken GPU. I have my new one up and running so everything is fine now. 

Lauri Törni, later Larry Thorne when he was serving in USA Special Ops, was a Finnish man, who fought communism under three flags: Finland 1939-1944 (FDF), German 1941-1945 (Waffen SS) and USA (Green Berets) 1953-1965. During 1945 - 1955  he managed to escape POW camp once and prison twice.

Lauri Allan Törni aka Larry Thorne.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Story about the one of the greatest war heroes of Finland.

Its time for a story about one of the greatest war heroes that Finland has to offer: Simo Häyhä. This post was inspirated by iAdrenalines badass of the week -theme.

When you think of Finland, the first thing that comes in to your mind, isn't the word military powerhouse. Likewise if you look at Simo Häyhä, skinny Finnish farmer who was under five feet tall, you wouldn't think, that he would become an unstoppable killing machine.  Oh well, what do you know.

Simo Häyhä doing what he does best. Fucking up russians.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Fail of the Week price goes to Australian submarine fleet.

I found these videos from Hungry Beast, which is an Australian show, that airs on the local ABC network.

Fail of the Week price goes to Australian submarine fleet.

Behold the twelve most expensive mistakes ever made. Problems, that the submarines has,  is beoynd me. Torpedos that can't fit in the firing tubes, periscopes that can't be raised without making loud noises and  combat systems, that doesn't work. The HMNS COLLINS was missing it's whole combat system and part of it was made of wood painted black, when it was launched back in 1993.

This is how you win wars!

 

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Microfinance

Just stumbled upon this video about Microfinancing and thought, that all of you should check it out. Its about giving small loans to people in the third world for their business.

Its pretty amazing, how Kiva works: You loan, lets say 50 dollars, to one or more third world entrepreneurs, for example, to buy more livestock. The 50 bucks goes straight to the person you loaned it without any middlehands. After the loan, Kiva allows you to monitor the paying back progress and when the money has been paid back full, you can withdraw the money or pass it to other entrepreneurs. You can actually end up passing that same 50 bucks on and on, helping alot of people in need.

Theres 695.380 users in Kiva and they have loaned 129,489,985€ for 330,313 loan recipients. 98.47% of loans are repaid.














Friday, April 1, 2011

Everyday Normal Guy winning. 100 followers.

Wow, I've hit the 100 followers mark. I didn't expect  that my blog would take off like this but it did and thanks goes to all of you followers!

I'm sorry that I haven't been updating my blog recently, it's been a crazy week. I've been busy with work and explaining why I'm such an insensitive dickhead bastard that my girlfriend described me. Thank you Battlefield: Bad Company 2 for keeping me entertained by my bitching girlfriend and without poontang since 2009! Well the road trip didn't help either. Everything's fine now, at least until Battlefield 3 hits the shelves.

Celebration cake, for hitting 100 followers mark, was made by my interwebs love, Anette. Check her blog!


You all definitely deserve a high-five!


Saturday, March 12, 2011

Turns out Charlie Sheen is winning afterall



















Just stumpled upon news, that Charlie Sheen could make up to 100 millions from reruns of Two and a Half Men, depending how good his initial contract was. If Warner Bros. is able to harvest around $4 million an episode for Two and a Half Men in domestic syndication alone, media analysts estimate that Sheen, as the show's leading man, stands to gain approximately half a million per episode. Depending on how his contract was structured, Sheen could expect a revenue stream of around $88.5 million annually from reruns.  Thats crazy! You manage to star one hit show and ur set for life.

Lets take another example: the hit comedy Seinfeld finished its run 12 years ago and has made nearly $3 billion through syndication since. While exact figures have not been released, Forbes estimates that the lead actor Jerry Seinfeld brings in between $65 million to $80 million annually from reruns. Holy fucking shit! You get paid doing nothing but smoking cigars, well in Charlies case cocaine, but how sweet is that? You all can add up, how much Jerry has got paid in all these years. Yeah, it makes you hate your current job, doesn't it?




 Fuck this shit, i'm becoming an actor.  


 I found this great video, where Charlie Sheen is winning, thanks to HippyorNot!















I stole these pictures from Bartisawesome. Keep being awesome dude!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Charlie Sheen fired via textmessage.

Oh noes. I was just informed that Charlie got tanked. That pretty much sucks, because Two and a Half Men was one of my favorite shows. Makes me wonder is there any hope or future for the show, after all it was one of the CBSs most profitable shows on air. Up to 5 billion according to Charlie "I put 5 billion in their cheap suit pockets and another half a bil’ in what’s-his-cheese’s pockets and this is the… respect I get?".

Oh well, atleast he has pornstar girlfriend, former nanny and suitcase of cocaine comforting him in his malibu house.

Heres link to the news:
http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/03/charlie-sheen-fired-via-text-message-this-is-the-respect-i-get/
and as for bonus, heres link to his girlfriends latest photoshoot, if anyone is interested: 
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/bree-olson/charlie-sheen-goddess-rachel-oberlin-bree-olson-exposed-in-her-last-adult-photoshoot-egotastic-exclusive-from-zzinsidercom-007325






Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Video



I didin't remember to add the video I intented to my first post so here it is.

Hello everyone!

First of all i'm new to this blogging thing and i'm eager to see what comes out of this. Second, i'm not a native speaker of English so bear with me.

I'm guessing that the first post is for telling you what my blog is about and what i'm going to be writing in it. So, the basic idea is to write about my everyday life as an Everyday Normal Guy. Sounds pretty dull, huh? 
Thats it, i guess. First post in, yay.

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy, nothing special about me motherfucker. I'm just a regular everyday normal guy, when i go to the clubs i wait in lines motherfucker. - Jon Lajoie.